I joined a gym. The 24/seven fitness gym. Now if I feel the urge to exercise at 2am I'm good.
"I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's 3 a.m., and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk by at ten a.m. and say, "Hey, I walked by at three, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done!"
-Mitch Hedberg
-Mitch Hedberg
I joined it Friday and used it for the first time yesterday. I used the tanning bed- which is also 24/7. It was my first tanning bed experience and I LOVED it. It was a bit odd though. I felt like i was getting into a coffin or some bizare futuristic pod. And I got a pair of those crazy looking goggles. Oh yeah... it was hot stuff. Literally. It was all warm in there- if you know me like Blueberry does- I get cold easily and i like stealing warmth. It was my element. Now I know people are all up and in arms about tanning beds. But don't worry. I'm not gonna pull a Jersey Shore. Just enough to be tan. Maybe eventually I'll get around to actually working out there.
The reason being that Blueberry's bff is coming to visit, along with his girlfriend. He is super excited so I'm taking one for the team. I will be playing hostess all week. We are driving up to JAX airport tomorrow morning- leaving around 7 (whoo hoo). No certain plans for that day. But then Wednesday we plan on going to the beach and then an awesome ghost tour that night. I'm hoping maybe some AJs.... Then you Thursday- that day. Downtown early of course. But no drinking- cause his friend is on dialysis- long story short his kidneys just up and quit on him. And then they leave Friday.
So alot to do today. Gotta finish Blueberry's million loads of laundry. And vacuum my car and clean it- since its the main mode of transport all week. And clean up Blueberry's dorm and get the mattres, towels, and sheets. And actually work out.
This is what I leave you with today.
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